Some fun social truths . . .

"Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked at in public."
-- Edgar Watson Howe

"Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers."
-- Jimmy Breslin

"Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them."
-- Bill Vaughan

"It is possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated."
-- Alec Bourne