"A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company."
-- Gian Vincenzo Gravina
"Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight."
-- Phyllis Diller
"I'm not sure I want popular opinion on my side -- I've noticed those with the most opinions often have the fewest facts."
-- Bethania McKenstry
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
-- Laurence J. Peter
