"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."
-- Aristotle
"Why be a man when you can be a success?"
-- Bertolt Brecht
"If you cannot convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S Truman
"After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, 'No hablo ingles.'"
-- Ronnie Shakes