"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know."
-- Cullen Hightower
"Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others."
-- Samuel Johnson
"An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today."
-- Laurence J. Peter
"The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth."
-- Charles Luckman