"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
"I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly."
-- Michel de Montaigne
"People ask for criticism, but they only want praise."
-- W. Somerset Maugham
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing."
-- Redd Foxx