Someone shared this with me today and I knew everyone would want this important information . . . Hey, seniors use texting, too!
Texting for Seniors
Teens have theirs, now seniors can have their own texting codes (LOL OMG e.g.). I thought the following listing was appropriate ... after all the kids have all their little codes...like BFF, LOL, etc.. So here are some codes for seniors:
ATD - At the Doctor's
BFF - Best Friends Funeral
BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM - Covered by Medicare
CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
DWI - Driving While Incontinent
FWBB - Friend with Beta Blockers
FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
FYI - Found Your Insulin
GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
GHA - Got Heartburn Again
HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO - Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL - Living on Lipitor
LWO - Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR - On My Massage Recliner
OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
ROFL..CGU - Rolling on the Floor Laughing...Can't get Up!
TOT - Texting on Toilet
TTYL - Talk to You Louder
WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA - Wet the Furniture Again
WTP - Where're the Prunes
WWNO - Walker Wheels Need Oil
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) xx
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Good thought to begin the morning . . .
The greatest need in the world at this moment is the transformation of human
nature.
- Billy Graham
Poem - Democratic Dialog . . . from 1949!
This is from New York "Daily News" dated Friday, November 4,1949.
Nothing changes, does it?
DEMOCRATIC DIALOG
Father, must I go to work?
No, my lucky son.
We're living now on Easy Street
On dough from Washington
We've left it up to Uncle Sam
so don't get exercised.
Nobody has to give a damn
We've all been subsidized.
But if Sam treats us all so well
And feeds us milk and honey,
Please, daddy, tell me what the hell
He's going to use for money.
Don't worry, bub, there's not a hitch
In this here noble plan
He simply soaks the filthy rich
And helps the common man.
But, father, won't there come a time
When they run out of cash
And we have left them not a dime
When things will go to smash?
My faith in you is shrinking, son,
You nosy little brat;
You do too damn much thinking, son,
To be a Democrat.
Nothing changes, does it?
DEMOCRATIC DIALOG
Father, must I go to work?
No, my lucky son.
We're living now on Easy Street
On dough from Washington
We've left it up to Uncle Sam
so don't get exercised.
Nobody has to give a damn
We've all been subsidized.
But if Sam treats us all so well
And feeds us milk and honey,
Please, daddy, tell me what the hell
He's going to use for money.
Don't worry, bub, there's not a hitch
In this here noble plan
He simply soaks the filthy rich
And helps the common man.
But, father, won't there come a time
When they run out of cash
And we have left them not a dime
When things will go to smash?
My faith in you is shrinking, son,
You nosy little brat;
You do too damn much thinking, son,
To be a Democrat.
Teenagers ARE smarter than parents . . .!
My husband and I went shopping the other day and my teenage son asked us to bring him back something to drink. We found a large bottle of sparkling apple cider on sale and returned home with that and put it in the refrigerator. My son was pleased.
Later in the day, we went to the Dollar Store and they had the same brand of sparkling apple cider only in a really small size. It was an exact replica of the large size only in a one-serving sized bottle. We purchased it and swapped it for the large bottle already in the refrigerator. My husband hid the big bottle in the unused ice chest in the garage. Then we waited for the eventual reaction when my son would discover his bottle of cider had 'shrunk'.
Two days went by . . . and nothing. Yesterday morning, we checked and the small bottle was still in place. We went out on an errand and when we got back, I noticed the big bottle was back in it's original place and the little bottle was missing! We immediately confronted my son who grinned evilly and said he had, indeed, discovered our plot and found the big bottle in the cooler and switched it with the little one to wait and see our reaction!
Later in the day, we went to the Dollar Store and they had the same brand of sparkling apple cider only in a really small size. It was an exact replica of the large size only in a one-serving sized bottle. We purchased it and swapped it for the large bottle already in the refrigerator. My husband hid the big bottle in the unused ice chest in the garage. Then we waited for the eventual reaction when my son would discover his bottle of cider had 'shrunk'.
Two days went by . . . and nothing. Yesterday morning, we checked and the small bottle was still in place. We went out on an errand and when we got back, I noticed the big bottle was back in it's original place and the little bottle was missing! We immediately confronted my son who grinned evilly and said he had, indeed, discovered our plot and found the big bottle in the cooler and switched it with the little one to wait and see our reaction!
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