"A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time."
-- George Iles
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
"Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history."
-- George Bernard Shaw
"You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."
-- Ronald Reagan