Wednesday, July 7, 2010
A few smiles . . .
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
-- George Carlin
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
-- Rita Rudner
"Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation."
-- Walter Winchell
"There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool."
-- L. M. Boyd
-- George Carlin
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
-- Rita Rudner
"Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation."
-- Walter Winchell
"There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool."
-- L. M. Boyd
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