Go ahead and groan . . . Easter Bunny jokes . . .

Why are rabbits good at math?
 They know how to multiply.

Why do rabbits occasionally wear hats?
Sometimes they have bad hare days.

What song do rabbits sing when they're sad?
No bunny knows the troubles I've seen . . .

I'd consider them all realities! :-)

"Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love."
-- Charles M. Schulz

"The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage."
-- Mark Russell

"TV is chewing gum for the eyes."
-- Frank Lloyd Wright

I didn't win the lottery, either . . . I heard you had to buy a ticket!

He who doesn't find a little enough will find nothing enough.

- Epicurus