"Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and
you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year."
-- Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum
-- Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum
"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
-- Kin Hubbard
-- Kin Hubbard
"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power
is ancient. It's called 'rain'."
-- Michael McClary
-- Michael McClary
"'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds."
-- Malaclypse the Younger
-- Malaclypse the Younger