Much-needed laughs . . .

"Babies are cool, until you've done everything to do with 'em and you get bored. That's why T.V. shows about babies don't last more than a year."
-- Gregory Thomas Garcia, Alan Kirschenbaum

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
-- Kin Hubbard

"Irrigation of the land with seawater desalinated by fusion power is ancient. It's called 'rain'."
-- Michael McClary

"'Tis an ill wind that blows no minds."
-- Malaclypse the Younger