"Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything."
-- Kurt Vonnegut
"Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment."
-- Barry LePatner
"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
-- Russell Baker
"Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half the time."
-- E. B. White
