"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars."
-- J. Paul Getty
-- J. Paul Getty
"But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply
that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed
at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo
the Clown."
-- Carl Sagan
-- Carl Sagan
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog
it's too dark to read."
-- Groucho Marx
-- Groucho Marx
"Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced
everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he
said, 'Do I know you?'"
-- Steven Wright
-- Steven Wright
