"When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators."
-- P. J. O'Rourke
"Trying to determine what is going on in the world by reading newspapers is like trying to tell the time by watching the second hand of a clock."
-- Ben Hecht
"Pity the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."
-- Don Marquis
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-- Albert Einstein
