Current quote . . .

"As an American I am not so shocked that Obama was given the Nobel Peace Prize without any accomplishments to his name, but that America gave him the White House based on the same credentials." - - Newt Gingrich

My favorites . . . especially the last one . . .!

"It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy."
-- James Thurber

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."
-- Orson Welles

"Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless."
-- Thomas A. Edison

"Food is an important part of a balanced diet."
-- Fran Lebowitz