Friday, July 13, 2012

Morning smiles, especially the first quote!

"I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-- Mitch Hedberg

"The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on."
-- Joseph Heller

"Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."
-- Edgar Allan Poe

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