True and Amusing Quotes to Start the Day . . .

"The girl with a future avoids a man with a past."
-- Evan Esar

"Human Dignity has gleamed only now and then and here and there, in lonely splendor, throughout the ages, a hope of the better men, never an achievement of the majority."
-- James Thurber

"Just once, I wish we would encounter an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-- Unknown

"I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place."
-- Steven Wright