Saturday, February 4, 2012

Some Funny, some too close to home . . .

"Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?"
-- Dick Clark

"Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day."
-- Mickey Rooney

"Of those who say nothing, few are silent."
-- Thomas Neill

"A national debt, if it is not excessive, will be to us a national blessing."
-- Alexander Hamilton

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