Smiles to begin Monday . . .

"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"To err is human--and to blame it on a computer is even more so."
-- Robert Orben

"Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted."
-- Hesketh Pearson

"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
-- Steven Wright