Internet Wisdom from H. R. Stockert
My mother taught me Logic . . . If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.
My mother taught me about Anticipation . . . Just wait until your father gets home.
My mother taught me about Receiving . . . You are going to get it when we get home.
My mother taught me about Genetics . . . You are just like your father!
My mother taught me about ESP . . . Put your sweater on; don’t you think that I know when you’re cold?
My mother taught me about Justice . . . One day you will have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you . . . then you’ll see what it’s like.
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