Ending the day with a smile . . .

"The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be."
-- Walter Bagehot

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true."
-- Robert Wilensky

"To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level."
-- Bertrand Russell

"I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is."
-- Will Durst