Sunday, April 10, 2011

That's why we have an educational system . . .

Excuses, Excuses, Excuses. . .The following are excuses written by the parents of students in the Albuquerque Public School System to explain absences.

*Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on January 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

*Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father’s fault.

*My son is under the doctor’s care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

*Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

*Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

*Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

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