The internet provides us with such great advice . . . Okay, it provides us with some laughs some of which might hit rather close to home.
You can tell it is going to be a bad day if . . .
1. Your car horn stays stuck as you follow a pack of Hell’s Angels on motorcycles.
2. You walk to work and discover your dress is stuck in the waistband of your pantyhose.
3. You see a 60 Minutes News Team waiting in your front yard.
4. Your pet rock snaps at you.
5. Your car costs more to fill up than it did to buy.
6. The boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
7. You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.
8. The bird singing outside of your window is a vulture.
9. Your four year old tells you that is almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
10. Your income tax refund check bounces.
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