Thursday, March 31, 2011

How to preserve children!

1 large grassy field, ½ dozen children, 2 or 3 small dogs, a pinch of brook, some pebbles, flowers.

Mix the children and dogs well together, stirring constantly. Pour the brook over the pebbles. Sprinkle the field with flowers. Spread a deep blue sky over all and bake in a hot sun. When brown, remove and set away to cool in a bath tub.

(I discovered this on a flyer at a printer's. No author credited but it's a keeper!)

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