We need a smile and these quotes provide that . . .

"I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars."
-- Fred Allen

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all."
-- William Goldman

"The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer."
-- Victor Borge

"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'"
-- Isaac Asimov