I think - time and circumstances permitting for the last quote!

"For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news."
-- Gloria Borger

"The more original a discovery, the more obvious it seems afterwards."
-- Arthur Koestler

"Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few."
-- George Bernard Shaw

"A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't."
-- Unknown