The truth is always amusing . . .

"Nothing's so apt to undermine your confidence in a product as knowing that the commercial selling it has been approved by the company that make it."
-- Franklin P. Jones

"We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them."
-- Charles Caleb Colton

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance."
-- Robert R. Coveyou

"A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel."
-- Robert Frost