Some funny quotes, some true ones, some funny & true!

"When you're through changing, you're through."
-- Bruce Barton

"What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease."
-- George Dennison Prentice

"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
-- Arthur C. Clarke

"Sometimes I think we're alone. Sometimes I think we're not. In either case, the thought is staggering."
-- R. Buckminster Fuller