Time to Lighten the Mood . . .

"Society, my dear, is like salt water, good to swim in but hard to swallow."
-- Arthur Stringer

"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not."
-- Henry Fielding

"I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS."
-- Robert Bakker

"The shortest distance between two points is under construction."
-- Noelie Altito