I can't figure this thinking out, either!

Express profound bafflement over a liberal's positions on abortion and capital punishment.

"So let me get this right: you're in favor of saving the lives of convicted murderers and terrorists? But you're in favor of killing kids who haven't gotten around to doing anything wrong yet and who might turn out nice? Interesting!" From the best selling book by James Delingpole, 365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy.