1. Your horn goes off accidentally and stays stuck as you follow a pack of Hell’s Angels.
2. You walk to work and discover your dress is stuck in the waistband of your pantyhose.
3. You see a 60 Minutes News Team waiting in your office.
4. Your pet rock snaps at you.
5. Your car costs more to fill up than it did to buy.
6. The boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.
7. You turn on the news and their showing emergency routes out of the city.
8. The bird singing outside of your window is a vulture.
9. Your four year old tells you that is almost impossible to flush a grapefruit down the toilet.
10. Your income tax check bounces.
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