Fun quotes to start the morning . . .

"Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system."
       -- P. J. O'Rourke

 

"There is no reciprocity. Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters."
       -- Alice Thomas Ellis (We went through the hamster phase at our house and I can support this quote most heartily!)

 

"There is not any memory with less satisfaction than the memory of some temptation we resisted."
       -- James Branch Cabell

 

"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do."
       -- Jean-Paul Sartre