Especially the third quote!

"As I grow older , I regret to say that a detestable habit of thinking seems to be getting a hold of me."
       -- H. Rider Haggard

 

"Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!"
       -- Matt Frewer

 

"What we call 'Progress' is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance."
       -- Havelock Ellis

 

"I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere."
       -- Unknown