Sunday, June 12, 2011

Quotes to Cook By . . .

 
Vegetables are a must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.  ~Jim Davis


There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye.  ~Author Unknown


Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?  ~Author Unknown


Shipping is a terrible thing to do to vegetables.  They probably get jet-lagged, just like people.  ~Elizabeth Berry


Red meat is not bad for you.  Now blue-green meat, that’s bad for you!  ~Tommy Smothers


As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices:  take it or leave it.  ~Buddy Hackett


Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.  Lettuce pray.  ~Author Unknown


One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating.  ~Luciano Pavarotti and William Wright, Pavarotti, My Own Story


You can say this for ready-mixes - the next generation isn't going to have any trouble making pies exactly like mother used to make.  ~Earl Wilson


All happiness depends on a leisurely breakfast.  ~John Gunther


Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.  ~Fran Lebowitz


Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.  ~Robert Byrne




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