The last quote really makes you think . . .

"The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for."
-- R. Stevens

"The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois."
-- Gustave Flaubert

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
-- Albert Einstein

"A good listener is usually thinking about something else."
-- Kin Hubbard