All funny with that pesky grain of truth . . .!

"Conscience is what makes a boy tell his mother before his sister does."
-- Evan Esar

"About the time we think we can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
-- Herbert Hoover

"There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home."
-- Ken Olsen

"When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'"
-- Don Marquis