Wish I'd said that . . .

"In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards."
-- Mark Twain

"If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners."
-- Johnny Carson

"The case has, in some respects, been not entirely devoid of interest."
-- Sir Arthur Conan Doyle