Especially the third quote!

"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other."
-- Jack Handey

"Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think."
-- Niels Bohr

"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia."
-- Charles M. Schulz

"A country can be judged by the quality of its proverbs."
-- German Proverb