"As pretty as an Airport?"

"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear."
-- Douglas Adams

"The outcome of any serious research can only be to make two questions grow where only one grew before."
-- Thorstein Veblen

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
-- Mary Wilson Little

"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him."
-- Russell Baker