When my daughter was twelve, she devised her own culinary list for Christmas 'goodies'. Today, at age 21, she is an excellent cook and, hopefully, has not used any of these ideas in recent meals!
Pine Tree Ice Cream - sharp and fresh.
Reindeer Roast - It was going well until the humane society came.
Chocolate-Covered Partridge - It was okay until you bit into the bird.
Plum Pudding - Due to an error in our holiday cookbook, we had to pay for stomach pumps.
Turkey Surprise - Do you know how bad burnt feathers smell?
Christmas Stuffing - Did you know it’s not always made of cotton?
Summer Squash Pie - An interesting change from pumpkin . . .
Cranberry Sauce - Leftovers from last year . . .
Smashed Potatoes - Stomped by foot.
Mashed Turnips - The bitter end!
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