Monday, August 15, 2011

Quotes on the funny side . . .

"Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch."
       -- Robert Orben
 
"I never lecture, not because I am shy or a bad speaker, but simply because I detest the sort of people who go to lectures and don't want to meet them."
       -- H. L. Mencken
 
"Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it."
       -- Unknown

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