Sunday, August 14, 2011

Homegrown humor . . .

A mother was told by her son that he was going to be a priest when he grew up. She applauded his excellent career plans. He then added, "But I only want to be a priest for ten years."! He went on to say he had talked to the pastor about this. The mom asked him what the pastor had to say about it. The young man replied, "Well, after he stopped laughing, he said you had to be a priest your whole life . . . I said that then I would only be a priest for my last ten years."!

My daughter asked, "Mom, what’s your favorite color?" Since she had lived with me over eight years, at the time, and knew the answer, I just looked at her. She shrugged and said, "I have used up all the questions I have ever had and am starting over again."!

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