Especially the last one . . .

"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
       -- George Carlin

 

"There are several good protections against temptations, but the surest is cowardice."
       -- Mark Twain

 

"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars."
       -- Hobart Brown

 

"The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius."
       -- Oscar Wilde