Although everyone likes to win a prize, there are probably a lot of times we'd rather not take possession of a winning. My husband and I were thinking about this, one day, and came up with a list of raffle prizes that would surely not make the top ten list of anyone! This was all in fun and I don't THINK any of these things have ever been prizes anywhere . . . but I may be wrong!
1. Bail bond service. One time only with maximum coverage of $25,000.
2. Free hazardous waste disposal service for a month. Nuclear, chemical or atomic waste only - does not include disposable diapers.
3. Free Masonic funeral service, coupon expires in six months.
4. Interpreter service for a month; Cantonese or Farsi only.
5. Pest Control Service for a year, covering only an infestation of a rare species of Australian spider.
6. Coupon redeemable for all your welding needs for a month.
7. Free root canal. Must be used within two weeks of receipt.
8. Free body piercing, does not include ear piercing.
9. Coupon for meat. Ten pounds of liver brought directly to your door every week for a year.
10. One ton of decorative garden rocks, delivered to your door the day after the fair
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