Hope the third quote isn't played out in the 2012 election!

Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle."
-- Darby Conley

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."
-- Hunter S. Thompson

"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
-- Scott Adams

"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple."
-- Barry Switzer