"A joke's a very serious thing."
-- Charles Churchill
-- Charles Churchill
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to
appreciate it."
-- Franklin P. Jones
-- Franklin P. Jones
"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out
of every four people make up 75% of the population."
-- David Letterman
-- David Letterman
"More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads.
One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total
extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly."
-- Woody Allen
-- Woody Allen
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