Beware! No doctrinal basis in the last quote! :-)

"A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight. "
-- Robertson Davies

"Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity."
-- Frank Leahy

"Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck."
-- George Carlin