Some of those funny but sort of not funny quotes!

"If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect."
-- Ted Turner

"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more."
-- Mark Twain

"I have discovered that all human evil comes from this, man's being unable to sit still in a room."
-- Blaise Pascal

"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
-- Stephen Leacock