Especially the G. K. Chesterton one! :-)

"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time."
-- George Orwell

"No one who cannot rejoice in the discovery of his own mistakes deserves to be called a scholar."
-- Donald Foster

"Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
-- G. K. Chesterton

"I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there."
-- Herb Caen