Amusing quotes to start the day . . .

"Perpetual devotion to what a man calls his business, is only to be sustained by perpetual neglect of many other things."
-- Robert Louis Stevenson

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
-- Rita Mae Brown

"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'"
-- Roy Blount Jr.

"Water, taken in moderation, cannot hurt anybody."
-- Mark Twain